I'm still alive.  I think I'm done with this.  No time.  Sorry to all of my internet lovers.

<3 Chris

(That's right.  It's my name.)

Okay, guys, I know what my name is.  Thanks for reminding me, though.  And if you really don't think it's me, why waste your time telling me so?

Thanks for all of the "believers" who stop by.  I'll try to get in more updates.

Go see "Butterfly Effect!"

(See the picture?  That is my best friend's kitty, Sunshine.)

My Holidays were quite nice.  I don't have much time to talk.  I just want you guys to know that I'm still hanging in there.

Oh, and special thanks to KRESSA for the kind words.  <3

New Year's resolution:  Quti smoking.

Okay so I decided not to do a 3rd season of Punk'D.  I think I'm going to try something new.  I think that maybe someday I will do the show again.  I'm leaving the door open.

I have to go Chritmas shopping.  I think that we should postpone the holidays this year... way to busy.  But I guess that if we could postpone it, then it would never come.  Our society is far to busy for it's own good.

Does anyone else in this watch the show, "Joan of Arcadia?"  I don't know anyone who does.  Also, All My Children.  I'm a BIG TV nerd.

I think I'm going to go to bed.  I feel a bit sick.  Hope it's not the flu...

Wow.  I'm super sorry for the lack of updates.  I have been so busy with the new Punk'd episodes that I almost forgot about this little baby.

So the holidays are coming up.  I love them.  The usually make me feel so happy.  Why not this year.

My ex anounced that my penis is small on national TV  (Dave Letterman Show).  Guess what honey,  you boos are smaller than midget balls.  (And, just to clarify, my penis is the size of an elephant's trunk.  Marita knows.  So there.)

How immature was that?  Sorry.  I'm so not myself.  Down with love and heartbreak and the king of pop.

G'night.